Joke of the day....hehehehe

I was walking down the street about a month ago, then I saw a beautiful Bentley parked on the side way. I stopped for a minute to stare and admire it... 

Just then I saw a Beautiful hot chick coming down the road. What's a brother gonna do? 

I quickly moved near the car & pretended it was my ride. i kicked a bit at the front tyre and stood by the side of the door. I could see her staring at me, sure enough she had fallen for me already (I thought to myself...). 

She walked towards me. I composed myself & faked a call to my mechanic while leaning on the door. 

Just then she approached me and said, "Excuse me!". I pretended not to hear her as i flew big amounts of money for spare parts. 

After a minute she again said, "excuse me sir!" 

I lowered my phone & said, "just a second sweetheart, let me conclude my last order" & continued on d phone as I moved away from the door, (at this moment i was sure she had fallen for me, i could tell from her impatience). 

...suddenly I shouted"if u don't get here in 10mins I ll leave this car here and take cab home"... 

But just as i moved from the door, She looked at me, opened her handbag removed the car keys, opened the door, hissed at me, entered & drove off. 

I almost fainted out of shame! 

hahahahaha.hehehehe.....serves you right..lol

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