Joke of the day..Hehehehe

I was driving down d street when a police stopped my car
and immediately opened d door entered and jammed it.
As usual he wanted to collect his normal "roja"money form
me..
Then suddenly he saw a big grown dog at d back of d seat
wit tongue stuck out angrily looking at d police..
The following conversation was made. ENJOY...

Police: (Shaking) Ha! u carry dog?

Me: (I bone my face) Yes /:)

Police: (Feeling uncomfortable) Na where una com dey com
from?

Me: From hospital..

Police: (Feeling uneasy) Enhen! U sick?

Me: No, na d dog oo.

Police(Thinking: I don die today) Why d dog com dey shake
im head like dat? (looking back)

Me: Oh Like dat? If d dog wan bite person na so e dey shake
head o. :D

Police: And d dog know u abi??

Me: Yes na, no be me get am?

Police: (Sweating) This your door, how dem dey open am sef?

Me: Open it now, abi u no knw as u take enter. =D

Police: Abeg! Na since I notice d dog I don dey try Open
am. E no open....

Enjoy your weekend people!