Joke of the Day...Lmsao

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding,
he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't
expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you I won't be home
for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old
mates, and don't you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me.

Just understand there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night -
whether you're here or not."

Comment if you understand...hehehe