Must Read! Letter To My Future Wife- Written By Noble Igwe
Now i like the of man who can effectively put his thoughts in black and white..Though personally, i think he isn't yet ready# straightface# lol.
Y'all have to read this and be the judge...
Dear Future Wife,
I don’t know what you look like, if you are out here or reading this right now! If you are, please print this letter and bring it to our wedding reception. It will make a good read before our guests. They say behind every successful man is a woman. I’ll like to say that behind every successful man is a good woman because I’ve seen men that have shut down their businesses because they got involved with the wrong woman.
I want to be successful and I need to find you right now more than ever. You may not know how much I need you but I come home every night with stories that I would love to share with someone special. I come home late from clubs sometimes wishing you’d be in bed waiting for me to hug your warm body. Your slot in my life is so empty it hurts because I know you are out there without me.
I’ve often imagined how you look. Are you dark or fair in complexion? Are you Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa? I play around with different images in my head but one thing stands out, I know you are very curvy.
Mum can’t wait to meet you and believe me, sometime ago she wanted to hook me up with a certain Kunrunmi from my village but that didn’t work. Since we are talking about mum, I’ve always prayed for a marriage where mum and my wife would be best friends. I’ll do everything possible to make sure that mum treats you like her daughter. This I promise you.
I still don’t know why I’m writing you but I guess I was motivated by Waje’s song “Falling” especially the part that says “If you are ever planning on showing up, now would be perfect, now would be good”.
I totally agree with her that now would be perfect. I‘ve waited for long and I need to start loving you on time. I’ve booked my tattoo date because I promise to tattoo your name on my back the day I’ll propose to you. I’m not scared of having your name on my back because when I see you, I’ll know and I promise never to leave you. No matter where we are, we must speak to each other every day at noon and have lunch once every week when we are in the same city. I’ll tattoo your initials on my “wedding ring” finger as a constant reminder to all that I belong to you totally and in whole.
I’ve gone as far as selecting some of our special songs. On our wedding day, when you walk into the church, we’ll have Waje signing, “Here comes the bride” And just after the exchange of vows, Waje will do an accappela of “One Naira”. We’ll walk into the reception with Lami performing “Know“ Our first dance together as husband and wife should be Banky W’s “Till my dying day" Followed by Darey‘s “With this woman“ Then MI’s “God Bless You” And we’ll round our dance up with Wande Coal’s “Ololufe”.
I know I’m making all these plans without considering you but I’ll be willing to change all or accept any modifications from you even though I pray you love them too.
Is it okay if I tell you certain things about me? I hate hot tea. I’m not particular about food; I can eat Indomie, fried egg and plantain, 3 times a day for one month without complaining.
I watch loads of movies and would totally be glad if you enjoy same.
Dear, I don’t know what you don’t like but I’m totally against hairnet and wrapper.I can’t stand both either in the kitchen or in the bedroom. We’ll invest in hair wraps.
I would have said that the maximum cloth size you are allowed to get to is 10 but that may sound superficial to other people reading this, so I’ll just leave that for us to discuss one on one. I’m Yoruba and we try hard to take care of our wives.
I’ll work hard to make sure you don’t go hungry for one day till your dying day.
I’ll let you decide the number of kids we’ll have but I don’t think 3 kids will be bad and together we can make a happy family of five. It’s 8:45am 17th of Jan, 2013 and I know you are somewhere out there and it does not matter if you are in another man’s arms, when I do meet you, I promise never to let you go.
I promise to take care of you, provide you with all the reasonable good things of life that money can buy.
If you are reading this, please give me a sign. Walk up to me on the street and plant a hot kiss on my lips as a sign.
I look forward to the day I’ll meet you and when I meet you it does not matter where we’ve been to or who we’ve been with, we will give each other clean slates to start life afresh together as one.
Someday I’ll go on my right knee with All 4 One‘s “I Swear“ playing in the background and I’ll ask you to marry me.
When we wake up in the morning, we’ll have Az Yet’s “Last Night” on repeat while we have breakfast.
I’ll write you from time to time to express how much you mean to me.
Love, hugs and tiny wet kisses,
Your future husband,
Nobs aka Stubborn Biafran soldier
its a very nice letter, but the only thing i don't like about it is the club part, he would be going to the club and leave his wife waiting in bed? and again his name is quite confusing, igwe biafran? and he wrote in his letter that he's yoruba? na wa o...i only know him from events, red carpets and music videos. what does he do gan gan na?
ReplyDeleteDream on man! Untill u meet the harsh realities. Then u'll understand why they say "Life is not a bed of roses"
ReplyDeleteAawww, I need to meet you and plant that kiss on your lips. Am officially in love with you, but I definitely won't be staying back home when you are out there clubbing, dude we are so going together. lol
ReplyDeleteawwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteSo romantic.
Pray u find ur better half.
Y do I av a feeling he's indirectly
ReplyDeletewriting 2 waje...
All dis men ehn! After treatin all d women in ur life lik dey r not relevant and hurtin dem...hisssss
So now u'v now reach ur low sperm stage(if der's anytin lik dat)u r now screaming help!u bera go back 2 d kunrunmi girl cos dats ur last chance
Olu maintain,bankyw, now u?
I completely agree with you! I got the same feeling when he quoted a line from her song! LOL....! why is he wasting time then???
ReplyDeleteAm i the only one wondering why he said he's a yoruba man yet calls himself a biafran soldier?? His last name is Igwe too, so im guessing his pops is igbo...is he implying that his yoruba side (perhaps his mom?) is the one that will take care of a woman?
ReplyDeleteAnd i was awwwing at this till he mentioned that he'll go clubbing all night alone and come back to his wife. WTH?! Why do nigerian men have this archaic mentality?? Why cant ur wife be ur girlfriend, mistress, party-buddy too? Why does she have to be home submissively waiting for ur drunk arse to get home from a club where u did God knows what, expecting her to give u a warm hug and kiss? Negro please!
yeah, when did this man become yoruba, news flash noble if your surname is igwe you are not yoruba, for you are what your father is. THat is one thing that irks me about this letter. huh? and it would be an insult if he is yoruba and calls himself biafran soldier, for it is mockery. Smh, i definitely am not his future wife, because after reading this all i sensed was he was all about himself. I will give him hell... mtcheww ewu mpama, you will go to club, without me, a married man and come back to hug who? emi, na lie, you don kolo pass, maybe for ya dreams.
ReplyDeleteLol at the comments....haha Kemi people are commedians..LOL
ReplyDeleteLovely writeup,but why do I ve a feeling that Mr Noble is indirectly refering to Waje? Mr,if u like/love her just go for her and stop wasting the time that you don't have,because with each passing day we are getting closer to our deathday so instead of all this letter things better start following it with some actions before ur 3kids ish wld endup only in ur head
ReplyDeleteAll these uhhhhhhhs and ahhhhhhs , na bcos una no know Noble. This letter is the most romantic thing about him. The guy short pass stout bottle and his head is so big, I wonder why he didn't make the cast for village headmaster. Infant his name should be HEADWIN. THEN THE BOY DEY SCROUNGE AND PERCH EH.
ReplyDeleteUNDERSTAND THAT NOBLE IS FOR REAL WHEN HE IMPLIES HE WOULD CLUB ALONE COS IT WLD BE PITIFUL TO SCROUNGE WITH UR WIFE IN THE CLUB. He almost got me , but when he didn't add that , hope u have money in the letter......I figured he is not speaking his church mind jor. Better answer that village gal oh.
The saying goes, " MAMA KNOWS BEST"
Na joke oh........but a lot of truth is said in gest
Lmao....u r so mean. I hope u aint tryn to discourage we single ladies from planting a kiss on his lips bcos u almost got me
DeleteLwkmd! I haff die pata pata!
DeleteI don't know what's unsexy about Hairnet oh! I for one get irritated by hair disturbing me on my neck and shoulders. As soon as I get back from work, take a bath, hairnet straight. Dear future hubby u're gonna have to love me hairnet, wrapper and all!
ReplyDeleteThis guy is a joker. At his age he's still writing a future letter to an unknown wife. He's so living in the past. Mr man you can do all this quietly on your own to your future wife without putting it in the public domain. Any babe you are interested in, please step up to her and be a man, instead of waiting for a lady to come plant a kiss on your lips on the street. Stop leaving in a fool's paradise. I guess nollywood can make a good movie out of this your 'romantic letter'
ReplyDeleteMr noble is a comedian, I wonder y he is not on "Ay's crib" and I also wonder y y'all are not perfoming at the stand up nigeria comic show. You guys are hillarious. Well, Mr noble, here are some few things I wuld like to tell u, (1) if you like waje like they said pls tell her.cos I also had d feeling that the letter wz fr her. (2) ur letter wowed me. I wz screaming wow until my dad gav me this "are you ok" look. I wuld av really fallen 4 u until u said u wia yoruba and u club. (3) you wrote in ur letter that if ur future wife shuld walk up to u weneva she sees u and giv u a kiss, I tink u're an ashawo.
ReplyDeleteThe comments crack me up so much..hahahha..kilode ke..lol
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