Can you play this game?

I saw a funny post on facebook,and this game pop into my head. you just need to add your own sentence about what you feel makes Nigeria or Nigerians unique...

so here we go.

NIGERIA....

MY great country....

Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge.

Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday. 

Where lizard go look your eyeball, nod head say "notin dey happen guy" 

Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. 

Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS. 

Where parents claim they were always first position in school.........add yours too....and keep it rolling guys!....