Photos: Meet the Contestants for the 2013 Mr Universe Nigeria competition.

It’s time to crown the next Mr Universe Nigeria, and 34 eligible Nigerian guys will be fighting for the 2013 Mr Universe Nigeria title. 

But only Five of these 34 will stand a chance of becoming Mr Universe Nigeria and also an opportunity to represent at these international competitions – Mr Universe Model in Dominican Republic, Best Model Universe in Panama, International Best Model in Spain, Mr Nigeria Planet in Philippines, Mr Nigeria Motors in Italy.

The contestants will be camped in Lagos on Tuesday 28th May 2013, where they will be groomed for the D-Day.

The first assignment for the contestants was to create a signature look. A look that describes their totality in just a single picture.

And that has brought me to the main issue...the signature look.

Please continue to view the photos... 

Some of the photos might be scary, so *Viewer's Discretion is strongly Advised*.

Meet the 2013 Mr Universe Nigeria Contestants

Abia

Abuja

Adamawa

Akwa Ibom

Bauchi

Bayelsa

Benue

Borno

Cross River

Delta

Ebonyi

Edo

Ekiti

Enugu

Gombe

Imo

Jigawa

Kaduna

Kano

Katsina

Kebbi

Kogi

Kwara

Lagos

Niger

Ogun

Ondo

Osun

Oyo

Plateau

Rivers

Sokoto

Taraba

Yobe

I really want to comment on some of these photos, but i will reserve my comments. 

#why is that Ekiti guy like dat..Lmao..# sorry, i couldn't help it.

Who has your vote?

laughing is allowed. but no cussing out please...


btw, i saw some comments about these contestant on BellaNaija,(that's where i lifted the photos from) i almost laughed my guts out.choi! these guys are mean..roflmao

im sharing some here

please feel free to laugh...

THIS has got to be the funniest “collection” of contestants that I’ve ever seen! First of all
Bauchi looks like a mai suya on steroids
Delta looks ridic in his pink “payint”
Ebonyi can’t be separated from his barbing ” tawel” that has lived through many Okin Soaps
Then I’m still trying to understand how Ekiti got here! Looks like he was picked up from a line up of Ifa acolytes… In fact him and Kogi!
And Kaduna… oh Kaduna, how did you use the equipments at the gym??? I mean your “sic pecks” are under your armpits!! Or was it your ribs you were developing???
And then Kwara seems to have a problem “down there” or that’s a really bad pair of “soccer payint”
And Ogun, next time please only N5 ororo will do the trick.
Hmm… Mr Sokoto shouldn’t let me start with his shokoto… and his pose!
And finally Yobe…pity your viewers now… Haba!

PS And let’s not even talk about the “phonto shomp” and yoruba movie “beckgran” most of these pictures have! Sheesh!

1. abia- idi okay 7/10
2.abuja- you sure you are not uti on steroids? 11/10
3.adamawa- who you want kill? -1/10
4. akwa ibom- isoko!!! nice skin, but 4/10
5. bauchi- lose weight- this competition should not be just for everyone who dey chop and sleep- 2/10
6. bayelsa- must you show us you asian size pipi..smh.. tell your uncle jonah that this one no be it..0/10
7.benue- premature teenage bodies should not be on display for the public to see, please dont do this again.-0/10
8. borno- if you lost weight or rather worked out more you would have been a good contender. 3/10
9. cross river- you try, nice complexion, but no for now, try again next year 4/10
10. delta- kai u have insulted all deltan men, so this is what they saw fit to rep delta, smh, infact you are even wearing my boyshorts i threw away, why??? issorr!! = -8/10
11. ebonyi- you could have been a good contender if you didnt use the dirty rag mama nkechi used to whip juniors butt to wrap around your waist. = f for fail!!
12. edo= perfect rep for mr.universe, you deserve this 10/10
13. ekiti- who come drag you out of my nightmare put you for here. space/10
14. enugu- mba, you just dont look the type, but you are okay looking 4/10
15.gombe_ sorry bro, not this time…smh!! also a fail!!
16.imo- nna who you want tie with that rope, sorry you are not okay looking enough for this, i dey suspect u though,, side eye 2.1/10
17. jigawa- NOO!!!!- 0/10
18. kaduna- abomination -20/10
19. kano- dude eat something, infact go for the competition just for the food. space/10
20. katsina- soldier at ease!! you fit be a contender. 7/10
21.kebbi-
22. kogi- ifa priest, please dont cast a spell on me-
23. kwara- nice modeling opportunity for you, but guy you no dey pack for there at all, anyways you are a contender .8/10
24.lagos- hmmm, you can be a contender 7/10
25.niger- another teenage body, smh.. fail!!! 0/10
26. ogun- since when did you get oil? anyways you would have been a contender if you didnt join rivers in rolling in the oil in his backyard.
27.ondo- am guessing you were the last offering used by the ifa price. i sorri for you. space/10
28. 0sun- we know una sabi farm, but i have to tell u, this is a no for me. sorry!! space/10
29. oyo- guy u even have tribal marks for your chest, anyways respect, you could be a contender, omo yoruba half ni miooo,lol. 4/10
30. plateau- not a contender period!!!!!
31.rivers- bros we know you have oil, you dont have to pour it all over your body- not a contender
32.sokoto- heck no, who you want knife, i beg no-no. -1/10
33.taraba- militant!!!! nooooo!!! 1/10
34. yobe- blood of God, not another sacrificial being, sorry my dear its not your fault. -15/10

NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE SAY EVEN ME, JUST KNOW GOD AND YOUR MOTHERS STILL WILL LOVE YOU AT THE END OF THE DAY!!!