Hilarious post...Rofl.

Can Your Partner Be With Your Phone For a Day And Things Remain The Same?
Read what happened to this couple after an accidental phone swap before leaving for office one morning...hehe

One Friday morning, Olubiyi woke up hurriedly and prepared for work. He
worked in a busy Oil Company and was expected early at work. His wife Olaide, worked a distance from where her husband’s office was located as a PR Executive.

As a result of doing things in a hurry,Olubiyi unknowingly, carried his
wife's mobile phone, leaving behind his own. After he had gone his wife Olaide noticed the mix-up but it was too late for her to do anything about it. She thought for a while and decided to carry her husband's phone in case he came back for it.

On arriving at his place of work Olubiyi noticed that he had confused his wife's phone for his but decided not to go back for it. He sighed deeply because he knew his wife could access romantic messages sent by his many mistresses. 

His wife too was very uncomfortable, because she had several toy boys.
Drama began to unfold when Olubiyi received an SMS intended for his wife, sent by somebody saved as ‘Peter-Taxi’, which read, "Hi sweetie,hope ur morning is fine? 4 me am okay just mad! My love 4 you kills me. I couldn't stop dreaming about you even after we met last evening coz you hold the password to ma heart."

Olubiyi was dazed and shocked to see this and thought he understood why his wife had come home late the previous evening. He decided to stay quiet to see what more would come.
After one hour he received another SMS from somebody saved as ‘Susan-Salon’ which read,
“Gud Morning my Sugar, hope ur fine? am also fine but not so fine without seeing you next to me coz you control every part of ma head nd heart. Nice day sweetypie...see you at lunch".

The third SMS ticked in from somebody saved as ‘Winnie-Handbags’ which read, "Hello Honey, beautiful queen. I wish you were a gum, I would chew you every time, you make me feel young like I was born yesterday, you without whom I would go on a hunger strike. Have a bright day ma dear."
Olubiyi was deeply overwhelmed by these messages, but knew that on the other side, his wife might be seeing drama too.

Meanwhile, Olaide had seen even more than her husband. She had received three messages from three women that clearly showed they were his mistresses. The first SMS was from a woman saved as ‘Okwuchi-Car wash’ which read, “Hi dear, how's ur day going? 4 me, am okay with ur son here.He says he misses you so much and you should come and stay with us all d time. have a good day."

Olaide almost fainted on seeing this because she could not believe that her husband had a son outside marriage. Before her anger was over, she received a second SMS from 'Suraju-Mechanic’ which read,
“My Sweethrt, hope ur enjoyin ur day. Mine can't ever be complete without you. Every time I sleep in this house you bought 4 me, I dream about the unborn baby am carrying, and how it will b to have u leave your Witch of a wife and come stay with us..am crazy 4 u baby! By d way, The BMW u bought me is perfect on d road. Love yah always!”

The last message came from ‘Karanja-Electrician’ and read, " Honey? Hope u are fine. I am not happy wit you. you promised to send me some money since last week, but i have not seen it! Kindly pls, pls, send me the 250k for the project. Have a nice day... love you big and silly”

Olaide had found the answer to why her husband Olubiyi was always broke and penniless!

When evening came, Olubiyi and Olaide met at home.
They could hardly talk to one another,but only stared at each other with suspicion.

Hahahahaha....hehehehehehehe.....omo see Gobe!

As 4 me oo, I think Olaide shld go 1st nd say "See ur life outside, u shameless man!! No wonder you are always broke! With all your little bastards outside?? Stupid fool!! By the time i finish with you, your family will never recognise u!"

Or what do you yous suggest they both do? 

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